From the Arkansas Times:
What do you do to make a bunch of soulless nutcases abandon their post at the Convention Center? Send in the pirates!
Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.
Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of
After all, it was National Talk Like a Pirate Day.
With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "fag" epithets and went away. Pitiful.
Catch you later.....
(h/t to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)